Panoptikon Pakistan: Bahamut's Revenge

by Beau Alphonse

A note from the editors of the Library of Alexandria: All grammatical errors maintained for authenticity.

Written down in 2017 while on LSD for the first time, this is a partial synopsis of a teenage multi-novel idea Beau Alphonse had way back in the Oughts.

The year is 2028. A century after Hassan al-Banna had founded it, the Muslim Brotherhood has finally turned Sweden into an Islamic Republic. It is the culmination of mutual exploitation of the Brotherhood and the Swedish Social Democrats.

In the years before, the United States had suffered a name change to Cabotia, becoming a Calvinist theocracy, then being taken over by neofascists inspired by their equivalents in a now near-apocalyptic Europe. The Western Imperium had successfully annexed Cabotia, Canada, Alaska, Mexico, Australia and New Zealand.

Though officially a Pan-European pagan racial empire, the deep state of the Western Imperium was an élite of Aryan Sunni Muslims, and the Imperator of the Imperium had been a militant Stalinist brawler before exploring the Neo-Nazism of his father, and the Christian Identity of his grand-father. He too was a Sunni Muslim, using obscure Christian Identity exegesis to argue that Muhammad was an Aryan Israelite, and according to the hadiths had red hair.

Europe was ruled by a British-dominated European Union. The Respect Party had taken over the British Parliament, headed by the half-British, half-Turkish Cultural Marxist Eurocommunist Gramscian Alfred Azïz.

He was obsessed with having his own United Europe, ideological descendant of both the Soviet Union and the Ottoman Empire. He was steeped in Postcolonial Studies, and therefore hated Western Civilization while still being reliant on it. His solution was to appropriate Europe from its own perception, and give it a new meaning based on American constitutionalism, the Frankfurt School, and Jürgen Habermas' thought.

Only the neutral Switzerland was spared the EU's tomfoolery, along with the Satanic Kingdom of Norway, ruled by a recently released Varg Vikernes and his crown prince Anders Behring Breivik.

Meanwhile the Vatican had for a long time an Arab Pope, who hated Islam. He made official a Crusade against Muslims, Eurocommunists and American Nazi crypto-Muslims. A brutal war went on in Europe, a war of Catholic Cyborg-Samurai against Cultural Marxists, European pagan fascists and Muslims.

In Sweden too there was a man who hated Islam and left to stage a one-man coup in Pakistan, of all places.

Before, the Swedish man had been a Chinese Jewish-Bahá'í Iranian boy. His mother had died in child birth, so he never had any intimate familiarity with Judaism or Chinese culture. His father was secular and had studied Epicureanism and Rousseau, so he raised his son in the spirit of the novel Émile. That was also the name of his Judaeo-Iranian son: Emil.

Emil Åke Nasir Mirza. But he prefered to be called Åke. It was a super-Swedish name, and was a funny contrast to his exotic and swarthy countenance. Åke was born on September 11th, 2001, and would already at six years old discover and be distorted by 4chan. His dark humour, his sadism, his brief flirting with Libertarianism, his teenage hanging around with Anarcho-Punks, even his literary tastes were formed by 4chan and Anonymous.

By 12, Åke had already read Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead and Anthem by Ayn Rand, then soon found Max Stirner and realized that Rand was insufficient. If Sunny in the Metal Gear Solid series had been raised by a conglomeration of AIs called The Patriots, Åke had been raised on the Internet by Anonymous.

Åke loved ultraviolent animé and guro, he figured out ways to learn to handle various sorts of projectile weapons, cunningly managed to get through psychological screening to enter the Swedish Armed Forces and receive even Black Ops training.

In the Fourth Intifada, he cynically applied for Israeli citizenship solely to get Israeli military training and real-life battle experience. He also hated Muslims, for being religious, for being antisemitic, and anti-Bahá'í, so he took great joy in killing Palestinian children, women and adult Islamists and jihadists. The Israeli beaches were nice too, including the occasional Arab blood on the beach's water surface. But the religious Jews pissed him off, and he once had an animé fight once with the Jewish Hardali equivalent of Hellsing's Catholic superman Alexander Anderson.

Having returned to an Islamic Social Democratic Sweden, a Europe stuck in a triune crusade between Catholics, Nazis and Cultural Marxists, Åke made the decision to make reality of a 4chan /v/ joke way back when they messed around on eRepublik. He was going to make Pakistan his own country.

He would use it for the glamorization and glorification of the best 4chan and Anonymous had offered him. He was the 21st Century Gabriele d'Annunzio, and Pakistan was going to be his own Fiume – on a vast, grander scale.

He staged a one-man coup in Islamabad and by the night of that day he had officially declared the Imperial Republic of Pakistan. He made Atlas Shrugged, The Ego and Its Own, Mai-chan's Daily Life and JoJo's Bizarre Adventures obligatory reading in kindergarten, elementary, high school and college and university.

Islam was banned, all Islamists and Jihadists executed in accordance with torture inspiration from Go Nagai, Shintaro Kago, Suehiro Maruo, Waita Uziga and Shoko Asahara. Only the Cult of the Self was tolerated as a religion in what was colloquially called the Panoptikon Pakistan.

After only a month of his geopolitical theatre of the absurd on Pakistani soil, Åke was successfully kidnapped by Catholic Ninjas. The Arab Pope wanted to speak to Åke.

The Arab Pope was in fact no Pope. He was not even human. But certainly Arab. He was Bahamut, the master god of the pre-Islamic Arabs. For centuries, he had been looking for the key to destroy Islam. He found it in Åke, the last virile man in the Judeo-Mahdic bloodline. He was both the ancestor of David and the Shi'ite Mahdi.

Having so beautifully rejected and distorted his Jewish and Persian legacy, he could be embraced by the Arab and Semitic ancient gods. Åke could be embraced by Bahamut, fused together into a stronger god, a mightier god, a fierce and most ferocious and fearsome god.

Ancient Evil of forgotten, primordial, andediluvian prehistory, renewed by unconscious sinister strategy of Anonymous, behind the scenes controlled by Kek and Isis all along, apparently independent of Bahamut's master plan.

Having for all his life been an atheist, nihilist, cynical sadist and real-life /b/tard and hardboiled Nietzscheo-Machiavellian Randian Stirnerite, Emil Åke Nasir Mirza had become an Allah of his own making. A cosmic-chaotic fuck-you to his Chinese ancestry, his Jewish ancestry, his Persian ancestry, his Bahá'í ancestors. Hell, he was no longer even human, but an Arab God Incarnate. Åke was Dracula, and Bahamut his Death. The world was his own Castlevania, and he was going to now drench it in a deluge of Bloody Tears.

But there is an ancient Swedish saying, when all humans have the mark of the beast, the Apocalypse will come down on this earth planet. For the Devil had created the Swedes because he got jealous at God for having his own favourite people. In turn programmed the Swedes to spread their genes to the rest of mankind. Thus, when all humans have the DNA of Satan, Armageddon will engulf the world.

Well, Åke was the last non-Swede in the world. Until he cancelled out his humanity by becoming an Arab God.

Suddenly, unexpectedly to all, Jesus and Thor initiated the Fight of the Gods, because Jesus had cheated on poker in the Celestial Realms. The gods accidentally fell down the celestial stairs down to our universe, and started to use our mountains, countries, continents and even tectonic pieces as weapons against each other.

This is how Sweden and England became one country called Engden. Their Muslims would overtime turn into Musses, and not know why they have funky turbans and desert clothings. They'd just wear them under the assumption their ancestors thought it was cool, and being incurably Engdish, couldn't be bothered to change style. They'd also wear a little Coran around their neck on a necklace, without remembering Arabic or what Arabic even was, just assuming it's a cool cookbook transmitted throughout the centuries in a mysterious language.

After witnessing the fight of gods much more powerful than himself, Åke-Bahamut swore to take over this earth planet in order to social-engineer a vast Satanic ritual on literally a global scale, in order to open a gate to the Celestial Realms and invade it.

For this, he created neo-Muslims, champions of refined taste, martial arts and the humanities. Behind the scenes, he created their nemesis, the Turanese. The Turanese were Turks and otherwise culturally similar people who had by coincidence ended up on a huge island after the Fight of the Gods. These were motivated by atheism, science, technology and the magnificence of the ideals of Mustafa Kemal Atatürk for a modern enlightened society.

The Neo-Muslims, called the Musalmons, were in a pepetual war with the Turanese. The Musalmons were ruled by Åke-Bahamut, now calling himself The Irreducible Ayatollah, who fused Shi'ism with Foucaultian discourse, effectively greating the ultimate dystopia-utopia fascists and Cultural Marxists were expecting: the Postmodernist-Islamic Totalitarian State, with compulsory education including Spinoza, Adorno, Yukio Mishima, Max Stirner and Aleister Crowley along with Ibn Arabi, Seyyed Hossein Nasr and Frithjof Schuon.

Meanwhile, all this apocalypse and armageddon had traumatized gamers and anime and manga nerds. 4chan became terrified of their own child, Åke. So with help from /x/, they turned their video game consoles magical and derived superpowers from games put on their consoles. Characters were also physically manifested from the game, comics, manga and animé franchises, some chose to become worshipped as gods, others teachers or practicioners of magic and cartoon sex, in that Cool World or Who Framed Roger Rabbit kind of way.

Together they created a floating island hovering among the clouds in sky, aloof from the wars of the Musalmons and the Turanese. There, gamers and otaku and hikikomori became the Freegamers, and that island temple their Outer Heaven to practice Freegamery in peace.